The "Zit" Theory

Scientifically, a zit is a kind of acne resulting from excess oil getting trapped in the pores. But that's science. I personally believe there's a theory that would be most acceptable. I call it the Zit Theory.

The zit theory begins with a simple phrase known to all, "We are all created equal." Basically there should be no existence of the rich nor the poor, the weak nor the strong, the tall nor the short, and many others, but don't forget, the ugly nor the handsome/pretty.

But due to our human nature, we helped in the existence of those opposites mentioned above. There are those who belong to the high class, there are those to the low class of citizens. There are ones like Manny Pacquiao, yet there are those unknown and being bullied. There are those blessed with a 6 foot height and be a basketball player, and there are others who could not even be a flight stewardess. And finally, there are those like Brad Pitt, and there are those like....I'll leave it up to you to look for Brad Pitt's counterpart.

Now, moving on, because it is known to men that we are all and must be equal, a solution has to be made. It would be hard and would need a lot of procedures (costly too) to make Brad Pitt's counterpart be Brad Pitt too. On the other hand, it would be easy and wouldn't need a lot of procedures to make Brad Pitt be Brad Pitt's counterpart.

Now here's the fun part, in order to have equilibrium, a destruction on the face and some parts of the body must be added to handsome/pretty persons. In that way, somehow equilibrium is achieved. (Wohooo!)

Just remember, zit existence and your handsome/pretty state is directly proportional with each other. The more handsome/pretty you are, the more zit you would have. (Isn't it amazing?)

Be proud of your zit guys! =)